I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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