Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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