Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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