to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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