But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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