Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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