Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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