is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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