He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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