She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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