its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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