problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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