question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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