Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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