Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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