I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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