Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
well you can't waste a boner
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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