lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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