He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
