just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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