If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
