found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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