How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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