I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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