No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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