obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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