It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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