Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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