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I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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