If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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