I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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