I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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