then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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