I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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