did you get engaged???
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
