I'm drive I can fine osifer
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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