is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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