so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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