What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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