if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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