some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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