just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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