Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
