no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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