this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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