Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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