well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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