Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I want to be your penis for a week.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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