Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(951): View more from California

my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today

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(770): View more from Georgia

she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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(817): View more from Texas

you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for

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(317): View more from Indiana

having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween

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(858): View more from California

This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.

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