Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.

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(807): View more from Ontario

I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.

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(406): View more from Montana

he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.

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(425): View more from Washington

WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.

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