We won't sleep together?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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