: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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