is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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