why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
someone threw a dead crab at me
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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