i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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