how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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