"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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