Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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